the only thing that i can turn on is my laptop


me: *doesn’t start hw until 10 pm*

me: *at 10:15 pm* i am dROWNing in sCHOOL work why do teachers do this to me I hATE THis cruel WORLD look at all of THE iNJUSTICE 


my drug dealer cracks me up



ok so for school photos this yr this guy was rlly getting on my nerves n makin me push my hair back and i was not ok w that so for a fun prank i pulled a face and they didnt take another photo after this so hello this is my yearbook photo this is my legacy


sext: my mom can pick up if your mom can drop us off


what are the symptoms of being fergalicious

FUN (pointless) FACTS

✩ Jellyfish evaporate in the sun
✩The bible is the most shoplifted book of all time
✩ 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
✩ In 1386 a pig in France was executed by public hanging for the murder of a child



My life

Reading : Allegiant
Watching : Game Of Thrones
Listening : The Cure