suspend:

the only thing that i can turn on is my laptop

presidentgay:

me: *doesn’t start hw until 10 pm*

me: *at 10:15 pm* i am dROWNing in sCHOOL work why do teachers do this to me I hATE THis cruel WORLD look at all of THE iNJUSTICE 

clungetastic:

my drug dealer cracks me up

image

realslimshadyvevo:

ok so for school photos this yr this guy was rlly getting on my nerves n makin me push my hair back and i was not ok w that so for a fun prank i pulled a face and they didnt take another photo after this so hello this is my yearbook photo this is my legacy

peclro:

sext: my mom can pick up if your mom can drop us off

justasimplehoe:

what are the symptoms of being fergalicious


FUN (pointless) FACTS

✩ Jellyfish evaporate in the sun
✩The bible is the most shoplifted book of all time
✩ 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
✩ In 1386 a pig in France was executed by public hanging for the murder of a child

BESTIE

ROBBIE

My life

Reading : Allegiant
Watching : Game Of Thrones
Listening : The Cure